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professor trump’s magical medicine show continues to hawk hydroxyquinone, albeit less publicly than before, as a cure-all capable of quelling coronavirus. One of his former faithful reportedly said, after shining the light of Donald up his butt for 3 hours and injecting himself with the trumpster’s proprietary brand of bleach, CoronaBGone, “I have seen the light of Donald and it isn’t very bright.”

Advertised, by the professor who had an uncle who was a scientist, as a cure for anything but tree-hugging libtards, a number of individual’s  close associates have reported, after witnessing their friends inject CoronaBgone,  hearing them complain of an uncomfortable burning sensation in their extremities just before they fell into a coma.

Professor trump was not available for comment, but his  spokesperson, Ima Loser, pointed out that the product’s labelling clearly indicates, in 3 pt Helvetica, that the professor disavows any and all  responsibility for the use of his product unless you‘re a registered Republican and your gross annual income exceeds 50 million dollars.

Tim Konrad

2020.05.06