
Spent much of today
Paying back the debt incurred
By putting off
For years
The dreadfully monotonous
Business of shredding old documents—
Financial information, odd bits,
Old work notes
From my days as a social worker,
Personal stuff . . .
Assorted artifacts—
Memorabilia and dross—
Whose elimination from the aggravating aggregate
Of my “personal information”
Would be, if not beneficent
At least humane.
Whirr, whirr! (Grinding noises)!
Present payment for prior postponement!
Whirr, whirr!
mortgaged time; the Payment’s due!
Whirr, whirr!
Whirr, whirr!
Watching those words disappear,
One line at a time,
I imagine them turning into ‘ouches’
As they disappear into the event horizon
Reassuringly disguised as a mail slot,
Grinder running furiously,
Overheating & stalling repeatedly
Like an old Buick on a steep grade
On a hot afternoon.
Seeing those liberated word particles
Accumulate like a confetti alphabet
In the bowels of the word dissembler,
(Thanks to its plexiglass intestinal inspector),
Is at once gratifying and vaguely distressing.
Observing those bits of bits formally known as words
At once reduced, past morphemes
Beyond affixes
Way past phonemes
Barely recognizable bits of paper, mess and dust,
A solution long in the coming
And a nesting rat’s dream.
Witnessing that machine perform its duties
Relentlessly consuming the product
Of countless hours’ toil,
With the cold indifference
Of automated expediency . . .
Is to behold the why and wherefore,
The promise,
And the curse,
Of automation poised for domination.
Automation—
The long-sought solution
To increased productivity—
Not to lessen men’s labors,
Or lighten their loads—
But to increase efficiency,
And, therefore the profits,
Of those captains of industry
Who sit behind desks
And call it honest work.
The wisdom missing
In man’s embrace of automation,
Gateway drug to artificial intelligence,
Creates a blind spot,
A nursery,
Where AI is allowed to thrive
Unencumbered by sentiment, emotionality,
Reflection
Or discernment!
What could possibly go wrong?!
In the personification of obsolescence
What, or who’s next?
Whirr, whirr!
Tim Konrad,
June 3, 2021
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